• Book a table with a Seine view and pay extra for nothing. The food was terrible, like something you'd find in a school or prison. What a nerve that two-Michelin-starred chef has! Please don't go. "RIP-OFF" DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE. • When you choose your dinner online, they show you a table map differentiated by three colors, one of them purple, next to the window. • Two menus to choose from: the very bad one at a normal price, and the bad one, which is more expensive and has the option to pay a hefty supplement to reserve a table with a city view. • Over €400 wasted. A complete rip-off. "Powerlessness" doesn't even begin to describe how frustrated I was when I told the maître d' that there must have been a mistake. They put us in a filthy corner of the dining room next to the leftovers and cutlery cart. • THE MAÈRE D'S REPLY!!! "You've reserved a table with a view of the Seine, and you can see the Seine," he said, pointing to the distant window behind two other tables with couples, where only the reflection of the glass was visible. The maître d', a black belt! He's clearly had his fingers burned dealing with dissatisfied customers. PHOTO OF THE DINNER WITH A VIEW OF THE SEINE THAT WE ASKED THE MAÈRE D' TO SHARE THE VIEW